All waranties expire upon payment of invoice.
Where you stand on an issue depends on where you sit.
Never eat prunes when you are famished.
Friends come & go but enemies accumulates.
If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.
A short cut is the longest distance between 2 points.
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
You will always find something in the last place you look.
The chance of a bread falling with a buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
No matter how long or hard you shop for an item after you bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
No one's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
The other line always move faster.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove that you don't need it.
Anything you try to fix will take longer & cost more than you thought.
If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up.
A $300 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first.
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center.
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
A pipe gives a wise man time to think & a fool something to stick in his mouth.
Everybody should believe in something--I believe I will have another drink.
Build a system that even a fool can use & only a fool will use it.
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of competenace & then remains there.
